I Love Leprechauns

Starting off a conversation with something super random can lead to strange things:
M: Go see a waterfall.
C: I'd rather climb a rainbow...
M: You aren't allowed to climb rainbows, only leprechauns can.
C: Which is exactly why I can...
M: You are NOT a leprechaun. First, they are boys. Second, they are teeny. Third, they have orange beards and red hair. And D, I love them.
C: I grew out my hair so as to not appear as a man, I dyed my hair brown, I cast a spell on myself to make me human sized, I have a tiny invisibility cloak just for my beard, and everyone loves me.
M: Leprechauns have no magical powers. You are only a witch. A sad, lonely little witch.
C: With a beard.

Competition

We had to wake up at 9 one Saturday to clean our church. Bleck:
M: I don't wanna goooooo!!!! And I'll probably look crapper than you.
C: I don't either... I'm still lying in bed debating whether I should get up... And wanna make a bet?
M: Umm, depends...
C: .........
M: Oh like wanna bet that I look worse? Oh... You said wanna make a bet so I was thinkin there were new requirements.
C: Yeahh... There is no way on this earth you look worse than me...
After the cleanup
C: I won!! Now where are my cuppicakes?
M: Christian said I look way worse.
C: Did he even see me?
M: Yes. Haha my dad said you were on crack. He just thinks he's soooo funny.
C: I did a good laugh. Yeah he'd only say that if he was blind... Plus he's your brother soo he's biased... I'll ask Shelly.
M: No she's biased!! And he would usually say that you are way uglier haha jk.
C: Wow. My self esteem just lowered 200 points. Thanks a lot Christian.
C: She said we both looked like bums.
M: WOW THANKS A LOT SHELLY!!
C: Haha she just said your beautiful on the inside Maddie. Always. And then she said I was slightly uglier... Grand... I'll just deduct another 10 points...
M: Yep well I win.
M: We went to Village Inn!!! Crepes!!! Also boys' opinions are worth more and Collin said I looked worse.
C: I'll ask my mom.
M: She's a girl!!! And she's your mom so she'll do what you ask and if she says I look worse I won't even be satisfied. I'll just cry.
C: Nah she's busy... Camilla said she liked your pony tail on top of your head... And I'm grosser.
M: It's a bun but thanks and my dad said that I should prolly take a shower when I get home... that totes counts.
C: Well I haven't showered in 2 days!
C: 3!! Cuz I haven't showered yet today!! Ewewewewewewewwwww! Thas gross.
M: Well I showered yesterday! So I'm just offended.
C: Butt I win.
M: Maybe your butt does win but III win.
C: Maybe your left eyes do win but my entire being wins.
M: The contest wasn't about being alive it was about who looked worse and my gross looking face and nastayy clothes and hair win.
C: No!! I win ok???? Just accept it and move on with your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And bring me cuppicakes..
M: NEVERRRRRRRRRRR
C: Ugh. You will be murdered in your sleep.

I Keel You.

I moved out of my house a few months ago. My sister, Andie, and I have been apart for too long:
A: Don't.
M: Don't what?
A: Don't.
M: WHAT??
A: Stop. 
M: Believing.
A: Hey! That's what I was gonna say!
M: Ha! What now?!
A: I dunno.
M: No, not what now? What NOW??!
A: Umm...pizza.
M: Popcorn.
A: Ice cream.
M: Soda.
A: Hot dog.
M: Gross. Brownies. I'm gonna make me some brownies now.
A: Make me some!
M: No.
A: Yes.
M: Too late, I ate them all! Not really...I din even make any...
A: Too bad. Make me some.
M: No!
A: Yes!
M: I don't know how!
A: Too bad!
M: Too bad for you!
A: :'(
M: Cry about it! Guess what? I got 40 bucks yesterday for hanging out with Abby for 5 hours.
A: Give me some!
M: Funny.
A: No. Give me some.
M: Some what??
A: Moneys!
M: No ya buttmunch!
A: I do not munch butts!!
M: I saw you! Don't even lie to me!
A: You? You didn't. It's a lie! It's all a lie!!
M: Your life is a lie! You aren't even a girl! You're a panda!! Panda's don't need money! Or brownies!
A: Yeah they do :(
M: Nope. Go eat some grass.
A: But I'll have to dig through all the snow and leaves!
M: Cry about it.
A: :'( Make me brownies!
M: No I'm poor! Go to bed it's a school night!
A: But but but but...
M: No butts!
A: Fine.
I guess we're kinda weird...

A Murder in the Making

Our plans for the following day... I just wanted to sleep:
C: I love giant corn cobs ok?!?!?!?!??? Fine you forced it outta me!!!!!!............Wow... It feels good to get that off my chest...Kk night. Btw me and Shelly are goin to the temple tomorrow morning, feel free to tag along.
M: Wut time??
C: 5 to the 3rd E.
M: Oh... That took a few seconds to understand... That's kinda late... Plus I already planned to go after school...
C: Darn barn, Richelle has a test and she wants to use the temple for good luck or summitn... I tried to tell her thats not how it works but nobody listens to me anymore...
M: Whaju say I wasn't listening.
C: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no.
M: I know riiiiiiight!
C: Meeeeeehh I soo don't want to wake up early tomorrow... Can I just go after school wit chu?
M: Syessss.
C: Yay! Now how shall I dispose of the body...
M: Oh my gosh!!! There was nothing in that plan about a murder!!!!!
C: Oh sorry... I thought it was implied...
M: No no no! I can't deal with the guilt!
C: It's ok! We'll be in the temple :)
M: *Pantpantpantpant* oh man oh man how can you be so chill about it??
C: Well it's just my sister... Why are you freaking out so much???
M: Oh alright, I thought it mighta been a stranger ya know... Phew k well if you need to bury it somewhere, my backyard is quite the cover. Well nighty night.
C: Bury it?!????!!!!!!! I was talking about how I'm gonna get her to the temple without having to wake up!!! What are you thinking???????? Psychotic crazy person running around the streets at night threatening the lives of poor innocent children and inanimate objects everywhere...

....Yeppp...

We were having an actual deep conversation (hard to believe, I know) and it ended like this:
C: ........
M: Yeppppppp...
C: Awkward silence?!
M: Yes!!!!!!
C: Yeeeaaaahh!!! (Black woman accent?)
M: Hahahahahaha
C: Something tells me you're not really laughing... I think I'll go stand in the rain.

Me+Cell phone=BFFs

M: Nothing is silly! Just stop.

C: Yes, stop. But stop what?????????????????????????????????

C:???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

M: Stop the nonsense!!!!

C: In all honesty, I just wanted to see how many question marks I could fit into one message...

M: How did you know when one message was filled up? It never tells me till I send it...

C: It tells me... Me and my phone tell each other everything :)

M: My phone keeps all my secrets and it would tell me if it had any secrets, but it obviously doesn't.

C: We're besties :) And it doesn't even get mad when I push it's buttons! I think it likes it :)

M: So very true.

C: We have a secret hand shake and everything :) well mostly it just sits in my hand and I shake it... But it's a secret and I have a hand or two sooo... Yeah...

M: It does tell me stories...and through it I can talk to other people. It can always be there when I'm talking to others I mean...

C:And when I throw it on the floor it still loves me... Unlike all my other friends...

M: A perfect friend.

C: Mine has more secrets than me...And it only hides sometimes, but I always find it :) it knows all my secrets :) and yours... And jasmines...and everyone I talk to...

M: True dat. Everything is what I tell it... I really don't know its gender though, that's the only thing. I feel bad calling it it all the time.

C: Seriouly! Cept it's kinda retarded...It seems to LIKE jumping to the ground... LIke it's suicidal or something... And it doesn't know very many words...And it's a lot uglier than a smart phone...

M: You are the rudest. You know it heard that right? I love cellular so much! That's its name...

C: Wow. Real original. At least mine feels special. I named it: Crapiterious, the sequal.

M: Specially hated...

C: No! I love it! I told you, we tell each other everything!

M: Even each other's faults? Well my phone has no faults and my only fault is terrible singing and it only tells me when I record myself...I mean after it records me...

C: Yeah....Mine knows my faults too...Like how kind I am to undeserving inanimate objects...

M: Haha or like how I talk bad about people that I am so nice to...

C: I do that...To Frelly or Steve.

M: ..............Yep..... Not you at all....
Frelly and Steve are our sworn enemies for life.

Energy Booster

Chantel bought some 5 hour energy stuff to help her with her homework that was due the next day...she'd never had it before:
M: Did you drink the stuff? Are you off the walls?
C: Caffeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiinnneeeeeeeeeee============Headaaaaaaccccchhhhheeee.
M: Whoooooaa...Calm down.
C: No I'm actually getting work done... I don't know if I'll ever be able to do homework without it now...However I seem to have become 10000000 times more OCD... CDO in the correct alphabetical order...Everything seems so much more interesting on energy juice... Even boring hw stuff :) it's fantastic really...Este suco e muito gostoso :)
M: Haha I don't comprehend.
C: It means I like this juice a lot in Portuguese :)
M: Get me some! Bring it to the Belnap's. We're here listening to Truman talk.
C: I hate how much closer your family is with all the other ward families... I may just have to set your house on fire...
M: I dare you.
C: Dude don't do that... I'm on energy stuffs... I really can't control my actions...Eewwwwwww this pomegranate flavored one tastes like sugary puke...
M: Gross. Truman is so cute...In a cute RM way, he's not like way hot or anything...
C: That would be an awkward attraction... Seeing as to how he will be looking for marriage and you still haven't even gotten your first kiss...
M: I'm not attracted to him like that at aaaall.
C: Good. I think this energy stuff wants me to throw up...
M: Don't do it. Control yourself...You're kind of making me want to take some one day though. But whoever happens to be near me will want me dead.
C: We could take it at the same time... Then play rock band... That, would truly rock. We would go insane. >:)
M: Hahaha we would both be playing on expert and it would seem much too easy.
C: And our fingers/arms/feet would be moving at speeds no one even knew existed!
5am:
C: Finished!!! Finally! Goodnight!....Erm... Good morning...I'm going to bed.
10:40am:
Still in bed... Can't...Get.......Uuuuuuup... :( I'm serious. My body feels glued to my bed...

Cleaning

M: Wanna come help me clean my room?
C: Um...Yeah totally! That sounds like too much fun! Woo! I'm so excited! I can't wait! When are we getting this party started???????????????????
M: Now? Haha I just thought of how it would be...Prolly the same way my sister helps me clean...I lay on my bed and throw things at her and say put this away!
C: Yeah it would totally be like that! 'Cept I'd be in your kitchen eating your food and yelling at you to clean your room...Then when you did half of it you'd come to the kitchen to take a break and I'd throw food at you till you limped away and finished then by the time you were finally done and went to find out what I'd done with my life I'd be downstairs mastering all instruments of RB and pretty much your whole kitchen would be strewn all over the floor and I'd throw all of it at you till it stuck and you were wearing a fluffy suit composed completely of food then make you clean it up while I eat and play rockband and THEN I would leave.

The Hamate is a small, hook-shaped carpal bone of the wrist

I was trying to avoid texting someone so I planned on lying about going skiing or something of the sort:
C: I'll back you up... You're skiing and I'm snowboarding.
M: Well by saying skiing, I always mean snowboarding. It's my thing.
C: Actually it's my thing... Whoa, did you see that 360 jump I just did?
M: Nice did you see my back flip??!?
C: Sliding down the hill on your back doesn't exactly count as a back flip...
M: I think it does. Hey, uh, I think I just broke my hamate. We should probably go take a hot chocolate break.
C: HeheheheheHEHE the kind with the baby marshmallows in it??!?!?!?!
M: What other kind is there???!?!?!????!?! Gross kind, that's what!!!!!
C: Hehehehehe I'm soooo excited!! Let's go! But wait... What if someone texts you?? Oh my goodness!! I think you lost your amazing phone in the snow!!!
At the time I had a car-phone. Looked like a toy car. Praiseworthy...
M: You're right!! We have to go down the hill again! Quick! Before it drives itself away!!!
C: Ahhh! No! You were supposed to put it in park!
M: I know, I forgot! It was in the extra-speedy gear!
C: Dang it Maddie! How many times do I have to tell you?!!
Yeah... That's where we ended that...

No offense, but I'm about to offend you

This happened forever ago and I believe it was right after I got highlights and I sent her a picture of it and we said things after and it turned into this:
M: Thank you, and it's crazier when you see it for reals.
C: I believe it... I'm slightly frightened... No offense...
M: I'm offended.
C: Jerk.
M: You're the offender, sheesh.
C: You offended me by being offended.
M: Impossible.
C: That's what you said about people living without souls... Yet here I am...
M: Freak! I can't be friends with someone with no soul.
C: Just like I can't be friends with a blonde... Yet here we are...
M: We are not here! Because we are not friends!!
C: True dat, true dat.

Silly Jokes

Just some silly little things we've said. The spaces are different times we've said them:

M: Ugh, I hate being so predictable!!
C: I knew you were going to say that...

C: I just wrote a long message then accidentally deleted it so this is what you're getting instead.

C: It's kinda creepy how much you know about me... But in a sweet stalkerish sort of way... Kinda eerie really... Oh wells.

C: Too bad Voldemort never asked Waldo to be a Horcrux. He probably would've lived forever.

C: My sister said I look like a hippy.
M: I want to see the hippypotamus you have become!


C: Do you ever just sit and wonder to yourself............. Where IS Waldo??

C: Yesterday my family went out to dinner for my mom's birthday. She decided she had to use the bathroom and a few minutes later, so did I. I thought that my mom was in the stall next to me, so I reached under and grabbed her leg as a joke. It wasn't my mom.

M: I had plans tonight but I cancelled them because my head itches.
C: .........Reasonable cause.

C: Do you realize that if someone murdered the map off of Dora, small, confused children everywhere would run around screaming "WHO'S THE MAP???!?!?!?!!?! WHO'S THE MAP??!?!?!?!!!?!?!"

C: Huh? I just agreed with you...Then you gave me more reasons to agree with you... I don't understand...

Transferring Cellular Actions :)

I told Chantel that I slapped my brother in the face:
C: *Cellularly transferred high five with enthusiasm*
M: *Cellularly transferred slap in the face because I missed your electronic hand*
C: *Cellularly transferred block with a brick wall and ninja roll & kick to the back of your knees causing you to fall on your face*
M: *Cellularly transferred catch before hitting the ground and a break dance looking move that sweeps your legs out from under you making you land your bum right in that giant puddle of mud*
C: *Cellularly transferred frolic/backflip/Indiana Jones swing combination over the puddle, followed by a quick bite of guacamole & chip, all the while shooting you with my snowman nose gun that I carry with me at all times*
M: Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa I'm eating chips and guacamole right now!!!
C: Are you for serious?? That is kinda supernaturally creepy...
M: Why must our minds be connected this way???

Dreams...

C: I had the craziest dream last night... Tell me when you wake up...
M: I had a way long, weird dream and then sorta woke up at like 7 and decided it would be a good book (which it wouldn't) and so I fell asleep and had the exact same dream again in more detail. So boring.
C: What was your dream about?
M: Lake Powell...and 5 girls that did weird weird stuff...at the end it turned out to be my mom and her 4 sisters which might be why my dumb brain thought it would make a good book...what about your dream?
C: Some old lady told me I had to work at JCPenny's, when I went there to shop, and I thought she was insane but Frank told me she was probably serious and I better check (why was Frank talking to me?.....Odd) so I went back anyways and the lady was like, "Yes I was serious, get to work!" So of course I said, "No, you're insane, I quit." to which she replied "No ya don't, JOSH!" to which Josh Wells randomly shows up in a tux and she says, "You won't quit because Josh and Frank work here" and I was about to say who gives a flying fig? But she said "Sit" and sat me down at a table with Josh Wells and a single burger and suddenly we were on a date...?? Whaaaaaa? Well anyways he pretty much was tearing the burger in half with his bare hands to split it with me I think... when my mom woke me up for scripture study... Weirdest dream I've ever had, I think...
M: Whoa... Josh Wells in a tux? Mmm take me to your dream station... You do realize that that was like 6 or 7 texts right? That's a weird dream...
C: Seriously... I don't even know...
M: Oh yeah and then 5 guys showed up in my dream and everything kinda changed all the time, it was weird. But this one part we went to my math teacher's 'house' at Lake Powell but it was not a house, it was just a place in the water where all these wires were and he had like 6 sons and Mike Yates was one and Sam was his daughter and there were frogs everywhere so me and my friends threw the frogs at the high wires and they got sizzled and cut up and then Mr. Kunz came and all his sons and they started becoming way evil and we realized that every time a frog got fried, Sam would turn more like a burnt frog and we realized that they were all secretly frogs and we were killing more of their brothers and sisters... It was sooo creepy.
C: K. You win the weirdest dream award...

Mother Nature

We were talking about how I've planned out my first kiss and how it has NEVER happened:
C: Yes but it has never actually happened... I thought you might've taken a hint by now... It's nature's way of telling you it's not gonna happen in a planned manner...
M: I hate nature.
C: I think the feeling is mutual...
M: That's for sure!!! We have kickboxing tournaments all the time. Stupid nature. She always wins.
C: I figured as much... She just has the wind, water, and fire on her side...Not to mention giraffes... Giraffes always win...
M: And plants and stuff. Not that any of that helps her in kickboxing. She's just plain better.
C: Well yeah... But I bet one of her fists are a giraffe.
M: Wrong. Her hand is a tree and her other hand is a whale.
C: No... I'm pretty sure one is a giraffe and the other is a fat taco.
M: Really? You are so not the one who wrestles her on Mondays and kickboxes every other day of the week. Except Sundays.
C: Huh... Actually that's my exact wrestling/kickboxing schedule... And come to think of it my boxing gloves are remarkably similar to a tree and a whale... Yours aren't a giraffe and a taco by any chance are they??
C: Pretty sure someone told each of us that the other was mother nature... NBD... Ugh they probably misread my name of mother man made stuff.
Why do we say the things we say?

Workermaddie vs Lazymaddie

I was actually working in class one day... not sure what Hawaii and cheerleaders have to do with anything:
M: Maybe Hawaii has something against cheerleaders... Man I am getting a lot done...
C: Really??? Wow. That is good. Now who are you and what have you done with Maddie?
M: Workermaddie is my name and I've simply put lazymaddie (who you usually speak with) to the back of my mind.
C: Well it's nice to meet you workermaddie, just make sure not to put lazymaddie too far back in your mind....It sounds like a dark and scary place. 
M: Oh you haven't any clue.
C: Well now I have a slight clue.
M: Don't go back there! You will never return! Bleck I wanna go hooooome.
C: 15 minutes lazymaddie! You can do it!!

Manamana

This is after she watched the Muppets movie:
C: Hey, wanna tell me how Phanaminat is spelled?
C: Erm I mean manamana...
M: Phenomenal?
C: No!
C: Manamana..
M: Umm... I give up...
C: Manamana.
C:Do do do do do.
C: Manamana.
C: Do do do do.
C: Manamana.
C: Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
M: If you say that one more time I'll slaughter every pigeon in the world.
C: Manamana.
M: Wow. You better dig a giant grave.
C: Try it. It will change your life.
M: I physically can't.
C: SAY IIIIIT!!
C: Mahna mahna. You know what I'm talking about right?
M: The stupid muppets thing.
C: You misspelled beautiful.
M: You misspelled Maddie deserves a doughnut.
C: If you go back far enough, you just called yourself stupid...
M: I don't get it.
C: Stupid, to beautiful, to Maddie deserves a doughnut... So wait, that makes no sense... You called you deserving a doughnut stupid... Indirectly... It made sense in my head, ok??
M: I was thinking you spelled it wrong earlier, but you can go ahead and make things super complicated...
C: Or I could say "Potatoes"
M: Better.
C: Much.

Our Possible Blog Names

Trying to come up with a blog name:

C: Cheeze. Snakerdoodle. Chantelee. Bob. Joe. Giggling Gold Fish. Mama Chu Chu. Abc123. Mother of All Laughter. Puppies are Cute. Shade of Sunshine. Whaaaaat? Alexis' Naughty Side. WHAAAAAAT? Shaun and Gus' Wild Adventures. Leetel Bursts of Laughter. Technologic haha's. The Funny Farm. Food is Good. Main of Insane. The Toupe Lovers. This is the Name we Came up with. Free Funnies. Cheeselouise. Max Volume of Laughter. Obama's Mama. How to Laugh. Well...This is Awkward. Nonsense and Poppycock. If you haven't noticed I am no good with names... I can only imagine what social torture my poor children are going to go through...  And... Text Masters

M: The Joys of Text Messaging. ChanteLee

One match...

We Cavemen

Talking about going somewhere...she offered to pay for my gas:
M: No pay. Me drive. 
C: Me Tarzan, you mad-dog, we cave men. 
M: You no Tarzan! You peanut shaving!
C: Me peanut shaving, you pelican dropping...
M: Ouch, me tear face.
C: Me punch face with fat stick.
M: Me run, you no catch. Me jump in lake, swim fast, you stomp mad.
C: Me do little jiggly jig. You go bye bye. Lake is cold. Much gooder than big stick.
M: Lake warm, we in Chile. You sleep in tent, me kiss boys and have good time.
C: Ugly boys. No showers. Smell funny. Me wait tiw you gon. Use secret time machine to when sexy boys is invented.

Oh us...

Continued...

If you haven't read the beginning, go down to The Start of Our Hilarium and read that first.
M: The bunny, whose name they found out was Fredrick, started hopping around the sink when Victor fell off its back and awoke only a few feet from Roberta (a few feet is quite a lot to them) and so he started rolling over to her... C: Fredrick then slipped into the sink and started spinning in a downward spiral to demise...Roberta went over to victor and stopped him from rolling, only to stomp on his foot and use her large muscles named Helga and Georgia to throw him back towards the sink to save Fredrick...M: Fredrick struggled and Victor couldn't get to him in time so he sadly went down the drain. Victor hurried out of the sink before he could go down. Once he was out he started to make a plan to ask Roberta on a shrimp date... C: He thought of giving her a dozen roses, but realized they would most likely smoosh her, so he thought about giving her some chocolate, but realized that would be frowned upon because it was associated with cannibalism.. His plans were finally demolished when he saw Fredrick! Heroically emerging from the drain of the sink bearing a large shrimp upon his shoulders!...M: Yes! Then he forgot all about dumb Roberta and he lived happily ever after slowly nibbling on the shrimp that he named Shantris... C: But not Roberta, because not only was she forgotten, but also the shrimp named Shantris was her only true love. Also I'm pretty sure Shantris didn't live happily ever after seeing as to how he was being nibbled to death...M: Shantris is a GIRL and she doesn't get to live happily ever after because this story is about Victor! C: No actually it's a rare species of shrimp that is easily mistaken as a girl, but is really a man..Unless Roberta was actually a man...That would explain a lot..Eh..And VICTOR and FREDRICK LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!! M: Why Fredrick??? He was supposed to die! And Victor can't be happy without his shrimp! C: They could share the shrimp! It was jumbo! M: Ok ok they lived happily ever after! And Roberta and Fredrick fell in love and stuff...


THE END

The Start of Our Hilarium...

So here is a story we wrote when we first started our conversing:
C: Once upon a time in a magical glass of milk there lived M: an oreo crumb named Victor. C: He was surfing upon a stray cow when all of a sudden M: he had a strong desire to eat some shrimp. C: So he left the rather large glass of milk, which was turning a strange shade of pale green, and began this adventure upon the old man's thumbnail. M: It started to rain so he sought shelter under the thumbnail. C: Once there he met the most beautiful sugar cookie crumb and asked for her name. She smiled an odd crumbly smile and replied, "Roberta" in the most amusingly attractive, manly voice Victor had ever heard! She then asked him why his inner cream was slightly green with which he replied, M: "I was filled with toothpaste for an April Fool's joke and they fell for it hahaha!" She then got offended and stalked out of their little shelter though it was still raining. C: He ran after her but ran into a potato chip right outside the thumbnail from which he drew a large grain of salt named Sachi who thanked him gratefully, for she had been trapped inside that potato chip since day one...M: Then Sachi and Victor set off to find Roberta so that they could all go get shrimp to eat together. C: Whilst Victor and Sachi were frolicking in the general direction, they made an awkward love indication when...M: Haha what?! Umm..a miniature bunny showed up and offered them a ride. Victor gladly hopped on but Sacho was a bit hesitant...Then they saw Roberta over on the wayside of the bathroom sink... C: Sachi! With an i, geeze... well Sachi was a bit tired of this adventure so she dramatically told Victor to go on without her and took a nap. Victor then sat upon the miniature bunny and discovered it was rather comfy, so he took a nap on its back while it started out on its journey hopping to the sink... 
To Be Continued...