Starting off a conversation with something super random can lead to strange things:
M: Go see a waterfall.
C: I'd rather climb a rainbow...
M: You aren't allowed to climb rainbows, only leprechauns can.
C: Which is exactly why I can...
M: You are NOT a leprechaun. First, they are boys. Second, they are teeny. Third, they have orange beards and red hair. And D, I love them.
C: I grew out my hair so as to not appear as a man, I dyed my hair brown, I cast a spell on myself to make me human sized, I have a tiny invisibility cloak just for my beard, and everyone loves me.
M: Leprechauns have no magical powers. You are only a witch. A sad, lonely little witch.
C: With a beard.
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