Energy Booster

Chantel bought some 5 hour energy stuff to help her with her homework that was due the next day...she'd never had it before:
M: Did you drink the stuff? Are you off the walls?
C: Caffeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiinnneeeeeeeeeee============Headaaaaaaccccchhhhheeee.
M: Whoooooaa...Calm down.
C: No I'm actually getting work done... I don't know if I'll ever be able to do homework without it now...However I seem to have become 10000000 times more OCD... CDO in the correct alphabetical order...Everything seems so much more interesting on energy juice... Even boring hw stuff :) it's fantastic really...Este suco e muito gostoso :)
M: Haha I don't comprehend.
C: It means I like this juice a lot in Portuguese :)
M: Get me some! Bring it to the Belnap's. We're here listening to Truman talk.
C: I hate how much closer your family is with all the other ward families... I may just have to set your house on fire...
M: I dare you.
C: Dude don't do that... I'm on energy stuffs... I really can't control my actions...Eewwwwwww this pomegranate flavored one tastes like sugary puke...
M: Gross. Truman is so cute...In a cute RM way, he's not like way hot or anything...
C: That would be an awkward attraction... Seeing as to how he will be looking for marriage and you still haven't even gotten your first kiss...
M: I'm not attracted to him like that at aaaall.
C: Good. I think this energy stuff wants me to throw up...
M: Don't do it. Control yourself...You're kind of making me want to take some one day though. But whoever happens to be near me will want me dead.
C: We could take it at the same time... Then play rock band... That, would truly rock. We would go insane. >:)
M: Hahaha we would both be playing on expert and it would seem much too easy.
C: And our fingers/arms/feet would be moving at speeds no one even knew existed!
5am:
C: Finished!!! Finally! Goodnight!....Erm... Good morning...I'm going to bed.
10:40am:
Still in bed... Can't...Get.......Uuuuuuup... :( I'm serious. My body feels glued to my bed...