M: No pay. Me drive.
C: Me Tarzan, you mad-dog, we cave men.
M: You no Tarzan! You peanut shaving!
C: Me peanut shaving, you pelican dropping...
M: Ouch, me tear face.
C: Me punch face with fat stick.
M: Me run, you no catch. Me jump in lake, swim fast, you stomp mad.
C: Me do little jiggly jig. You go bye bye. Lake is cold. Much gooder than big stick.
M: Lake warm, we in Chile. You sleep in tent, me kiss boys and have good time.
C: Ugly boys. No showers. Smell funny. Me wait tiw you gon. Use secret time machine to when sexy boys is invented.
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