Saturday, February 18, 2012

Continued...

If you haven't read the beginning, go down to The Start of Our Hilarium and read that first.
M: The bunny, whose name they found out was Fredrick, started hopping around the sink when Victor fell off its back and awoke only a few feet from Roberta (a few feet is quite a lot to them) and so he started rolling over to her... C: Fredrick then slipped into the sink and started spinning in a downward spiral to demise...Roberta went over to victor and stopped him from rolling, only to stomp on his foot and use her large muscles named Helga and Georgia to throw him back towards the sink to save Fredrick...M: Fredrick struggled and Victor couldn't get to him in time so he sadly went down the drain. Victor hurried out of the sink before he could go down. Once he was out he started to make a plan to ask Roberta on a shrimp date... C: He thought of giving her a dozen roses, but realized they would most likely smoosh her, so he thought about giving her some chocolate, but realized that would be frowned upon because it was associated with cannibalism.. His plans were finally demolished when he saw Fredrick! Heroically emerging from the drain of the sink bearing a large shrimp upon his shoulders!...M: Yes! Then he forgot all about dumb Roberta and he lived happily ever after slowly nibbling on the shrimp that he named Shantris... C: But not Roberta, because not only was she forgotten, but also the shrimp named Shantris was her only true love. Also I'm pretty sure Shantris didn't live happily ever after seeing as to how he was being nibbled to death...M: Shantris is a GIRL and she doesn't get to live happily ever after because this story is about Victor! C: No actually it's a rare species of shrimp that is easily mistaken as a girl, but is really a man..Unless Roberta was actually a man...That would explain a lot..Eh..And VICTOR and FREDRICK LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!! M: Why Fredrick??? He was supposed to die! And Victor can't be happy without his shrimp! C: They could share the shrimp! It was jumbo! M: Ok ok they lived happily ever after! And Roberta and Fredrick fell in love and stuff...


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