A Murder in the Making

Our plans for the following day... I just wanted to sleep:
C: I love giant corn cobs ok?!?!?!?!??? Fine you forced it outta me!!!!!!............Wow... It feels good to get that off my chest...Kk night. Btw me and Shelly are goin to the temple tomorrow morning, feel free to tag along.
M: Wut time??
C: 5 to the 3rd E.
M: Oh... That took a few seconds to understand... That's kinda late... Plus I already planned to go after school...
C: Darn barn, Richelle has a test and she wants to use the temple for good luck or summitn... I tried to tell her thats not how it works but nobody listens to me anymore...
M: Whaju say I wasn't listening.
C: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no.
M: I know riiiiiiight!
C: Meeeeeehh I soo don't want to wake up early tomorrow... Can I just go after school wit chu?
M: Syessss.
C: Yay! Now how shall I dispose of the body...
M: Oh my gosh!!! There was nothing in that plan about a murder!!!!!
C: Oh sorry... I thought it was implied...
M: No no no! I can't deal with the guilt!
C: It's ok! We'll be in the temple :)
M: *Pantpantpantpant* oh man oh man how can you be so chill about it??
C: Well it's just my sister... Why are you freaking out so much???
M: Oh alright, I thought it mighta been a stranger ya know... Phew k well if you need to bury it somewhere, my backyard is quite the cover. Well nighty night.
C: Bury it?!????!!!!!!! I was talking about how I'm gonna get her to the temple without having to wake up!!! What are you thinking???????? Psychotic crazy person running around the streets at night threatening the lives of poor innocent children and inanimate objects everywhere...