Dreams...

C: I had the craziest dream last night... Tell me when you wake up...
M: I had a way long, weird dream and then sorta woke up at like 7 and decided it would be a good book (which it wouldn't) and so I fell asleep and had the exact same dream again in more detail. So boring.
C: What was your dream about?
M: Lake Powell...and 5 girls that did weird weird stuff...at the end it turned out to be my mom and her 4 sisters which might be why my dumb brain thought it would make a good book...what about your dream?
C: Some old lady told me I had to work at JCPenny's, when I went there to shop, and I thought she was insane but Frank told me she was probably serious and I better check (why was Frank talking to me?.....Odd) so I went back anyways and the lady was like, "Yes I was serious, get to work!" So of course I said, "No, you're insane, I quit." to which she replied "No ya don't, JOSH!" to which Josh Wells randomly shows up in a tux and she says, "You won't quit because Josh and Frank work here" and I was about to say who gives a flying fig? But she said "Sit" and sat me down at a table with Josh Wells and a single burger and suddenly we were on a date...?? Whaaaaaa? Well anyways he pretty much was tearing the burger in half with his bare hands to split it with me I think... when my mom woke me up for scripture study... Weirdest dream I've ever had, I think...
M: Whoa... Josh Wells in a tux? Mmm take me to your dream station... You do realize that that was like 6 or 7 texts right? That's a weird dream...
C: Seriously... I don't even know...
M: Oh yeah and then 5 guys showed up in my dream and everything kinda changed all the time, it was weird. But this one part we went to my math teacher's 'house' at Lake Powell but it was not a house, it was just a place in the water where all these wires were and he had like 6 sons and Mike Yates was one and Sam was his daughter and there were frogs everywhere so me and my friends threw the frogs at the high wires and they got sizzled and cut up and then Mr. Kunz came and all his sons and they started becoming way evil and we realized that every time a frog got fried, Sam would turn more like a burnt frog and we realized that they were all secretly frogs and we were killing more of their brothers and sisters... It was sooo creepy.
C: K. You win the weirdest dream award...