Silly Jokes

Just some silly little things we've said. The spaces are different times we've said them:

M: Ugh, I hate being so predictable!!
C: I knew you were going to say that...

C: I just wrote a long message then accidentally deleted it so this is what you're getting instead.

C: It's kinda creepy how much you know about me... But in a sweet stalkerish sort of way... Kinda eerie really... Oh wells.

C: Too bad Voldemort never asked Waldo to be a Horcrux. He probably would've lived forever.

C: My sister said I look like a hippy.
M: I want to see the hippypotamus you have become!


C: Do you ever just sit and wonder to yourself............. Where IS Waldo??

C: Yesterday my family went out to dinner for my mom's birthday. She decided she had to use the bathroom and a few minutes later, so did I. I thought that my mom was in the stall next to me, so I reached under and grabbed her leg as a joke. It wasn't my mom.

M: I had plans tonight but I cancelled them because my head itches.
C: .........Reasonable cause.

C: Do you realize that if someone murdered the map off of Dora, small, confused children everywhere would run around screaming "WHO'S THE MAP???!?!?!?!!?! WHO'S THE MAP??!?!?!?!!!?!?!"

C: Huh? I just agreed with you...Then you gave me more reasons to agree with you... I don't understand...