Saturday, April 14, 2012

No offense, but I'm about to offend you

This happened forever ago and I believe it was right after I got highlights and I sent her a picture of it and we said things after and it turned into this:
M: Thank you, and it's crazier when you see it for reals.
C: I believe it... I'm slightly frightened... No offense...
M: I'm offended.
C: Jerk.
M: You're the offender, sheesh.
C: You offended me by being offended.
M: Impossible.
C: That's what you said about people living without souls... Yet here I am...
M: Freak! I can't be friends with someone with no soul.
C: Just like I can't be friends with a blonde... Yet here we are...
M: We are not here! Because we are not friends!!
C: True dat, true dat.

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