Sunday, September 13, 2015

We Say

This ridiculous conversation started at about 11:00pm

C: I d
Int ela
No. 
I don't want to shower I said!
But I am covered in lake water I said!!
But I don't even care I'm so tired I said!!!

M: Just shower in the morning I said

C: But I have church at 9 I say

M: Oh yucky I said. 
The struggle is so real I do say

C: So real I declare.

M: Dang it I exclaim! 
What will you do? I ask

C: Just lay on my bed in indecisive stupor I sigh. 

M: Well as you're laying there, you might as well not spend the effort to get back up. Shower in the morning I suggest

C: But 9:00 o clock church I remind. 

M: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise I advise

C: But how can I be healthy or wise if I contaminate my bed with lake slime I reason

M: Because early to rise I duh

C: "I duh" I quote

M: Right? I giggle

C: Sorry I can't respond I fight to get out through snort fits

M: I'm so proud I muster with arrogance yet quiet humility

C: A difficultly portrayed combination I admire

M: I'm having trouble keeping up the clever wit I worry 

C: Sad story I mock
Arg i grunt
I'm still in my swimsuit I remember
I can't sleep in this garbage I realize

M: You can't sleep in that garbage I judge! 

C: STOP JUDGING ME!!! I overreact

M: You're gonna have to make a small bit of effort I pester
Hehehe I cackle about your overreaction

C: .......... I angrily muse

An hour later

C: Well that was an unnecessarily long shower I fume

M: That was the longest shower in existence I accuse!

C: I'm sure someone has showered longer I ponder...

M: Meh I toss

C: Goodnight I snore

M: Until the morn I yawn

Friday, September 11, 2015

Werewolves on the Moon

C: What does happen if you put a werewolf on the moon?

M: A werewolf would be a man when he could not see the sun, I believe, but when the sun is out he'd be a wolf, right? Because the full moon reflects the sun. The moon is always there, we can only see the part that the sun is reflecting...

C: So he could actually always avoid being a werewolf right? Just by heading to the dark side of the moon.

M: He would always be traveling then. I don't think he could always avoid it...but most of the time yeah. 
In fact I don't think he could avoid it very much. I mean think about it...you couldn't avoid the sun on earth by going the opposite way of light all the time, and the moon is much smaller than the earth. Although! During winter, Alaska and Russia and places are basically dark for months! Maybe the moon has a place like that as well, on the top or bottom that the sun hardly ever reaches...

C: Well let's see the Moon is in synchronous rotation with Earth, always showing the same face with its near side marked by dark volcanic maria that fill between the bright ancient crustal highlands and the prominent impact craters. It is the second-brightest regularly visible celestial object in Earth's sky (after the Sun), as measured by illuminance on Earth's surface. Although it can appear a very bright white, its surface is actually dark, with a reflectance just slightly higher than that of worn asphalt. Its prominence in the sky and its regular cycle of phases have, since ancient times, made the Moon an important cultural influence on language, calendars, art, and mythology.

M: Did you just look all of that up? Werewolves should just stay on the earth, go through their transformations, but drink the wolfsbane so it's not as painful and they are aware of their surroundings. That doesn't sound too bad...or they could all go to the moon and have their own colony there. Either way. 

C: I think they should all live on the dark volcanic Maria.

M: So they always face the earth and will turn into wolves as they would on the earth? Though if they turned every time they saw the sun, it wouldn't necessarily be every month, they would be wolves for half a month, while the sun was showing and half a month dark.
False. Because the earth rotates daily, so they'd just be changing back and forth every day for half a month, right?

C: Well I don't know that they'd ever be able to stop moving no matter where they were because the moon is constantly moving. Moving to the moon is just not a good idea for werewolves. Unless they want to be werewolves half the time. 
Would it be half a month werewolf then half a month not? 

M: But the moon doesn't see the sun all day, so it would be every day, half a day, for half a month I believe...

C: But the sun can't reach the whole moon so there would be that decimate half a month where they wouldn't change right? Ugh but the pain of having to change everyday is even worse than just being a werewolf for half a month. ...Alright i think it is conclusive to say that is is just a bad idea to live on the moon if you are a werewolf.

M: So true. We need to inform all the werewolves to stay on earth. 

C:
 
Hey!! Hey you! Don't go live on the moon!

M: Waitwaitwait. Other planets though...oh but they have multiple moons of their own...still, I'm sure there's bound to be one where they could go almost their whole life avoiding becoming wolves!

C: Yeah I mean it might be a chemical reaction that only triggers with the reflection of OUR moon.

M: Moon=terrible idea
Other planet==worth a try I bet

C: Agreed. Ok let's get this information out there! 
We can just post it here, I'm sure the majority already have an account, and word will spread.

Sunday, December 9, 2012

I Love Leprechauns

Starting off a conversation with something super random can lead to strange things:
M: Go see a waterfall.
C: I'd rather climb a rainbow...
M: You aren't allowed to climb rainbows, only leprechauns can.
C: Which is exactly why I can...
M: You are NOT a leprechaun. First, they are boys. Second, they are teeny. Third, they have orange beards and red hair. And D, I love them.
C: I grew out my hair so as to not appear as a man, I dyed my hair brown, I cast a spell on myself to make me human sized, I have a tiny invisibility cloak just for my beard, and everyone loves me.
M: Leprechauns have no magical powers. You are only a witch. A sad, lonely little witch.
C: With a beard.

Competition

We had to wake up at 9 one Saturday to clean our church. Bleck:
M: I don't wanna goooooo!!!! And I'll probably look crapper than you.
C: I don't either... I'm still lying in bed debating whether I should get up... And wanna make a bet?
M: Umm, depends...
C: .........
M: Oh like wanna bet that I look worse? Oh... You said wanna make a bet so I was thinkin there were new requirements.
C: Yeahh... There is no way on this earth you look worse than me...
After the cleanup
C: I won!! Now where are my cuppicakes?
M: Christian said I look way worse.
C: Did he even see me?
M: Yes. Haha my dad said you were on crack. He just thinks he's soooo funny.
C: I did a good laugh. Yeah he'd only say that if he was blind... Plus he's your brother soo he's biased... I'll ask Shelly.
M: No she's biased!! And he would usually say that you are way uglier haha jk.
C: Wow. My self esteem just lowered 200 points. Thanks a lot Christian.
C: She said we both looked like bums.
M: WOW THANKS A LOT SHELLY!!
C: Haha she just said your beautiful on the inside Maddie. Always. And then she said I was slightly uglier... Grand... I'll just deduct another 10 points...
M: Yep well I win.
M: We went to Village Inn!!! Crepes!!! Also boys' opinions are worth more and Collin said I looked worse.
C: I'll ask my mom.
M: She's a girl!!! And she's your mom so she'll do what you ask and if she says I look worse I won't even be satisfied. I'll just cry.

C: Nah she's busy... Camilla said she liked your pony tail on top of your head... And I'm grosser.
M: It's a bun but thanks and my dad said that I should prolly take a shower when I get home... that totes counts.
C: Well I haven't showered in 2 days!
C: 3!! Cuz I haven't showered yet today!! Ewewewewewewewwwww! Thas gross.
M: Well I showered yesterday! So I'm just offended.
C: Butt I win.
M: Maybe your butt does win but III win.
C: Maybe your left eyes do win but my entire being wins.
M: The contest wasn't about being alive it was about who looked worse and my gross looking face and nastayy clothes and hair win.
C: No!! I win ok???? Just accept it and move on with your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And bring me cuppicakes..
M: NEVERRRRRRRRRRR
C: Ugh. You will be murdered in your sleep.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

I Keel You.

I moved out of my house a few months ago. My sister, Andie, and I have been apart for too long:
A: Don't.
M: Don't what?
A: Don't.
M: WHAT??
A: Stop. 
M: Believing.
A: Hey! That's what I was gonna say!
M: Ha! What now?!
A: I dunno.
M: No, not what now? What NOW??!
A: Umm...pizza.
M: Popcorn.
A: Ice cream.
M: Soda.
A: Hot dog.
M: Gross. Brownies. I'm gonna make me some brownies now.
A: Make me some!
M: No.
A: Yes.
M: Too late, I ate them all! Not really...I din even make any...
A: Too bad. Make me some.
M: No!
A: Yes!
M: I don't know how!
A: Too bad!
M: Too bad for you!
A: :'(
M: Cry about it! Guess what? I got 40 bucks yesterday for hanging out with Abby for 5 hours.
A: Give me some!
M: Funny.
A: No. Give me some.
M: Some what??
A: Moneys!
M: No ya buttmunch!
A: I do not munch butts!!
M: I saw you! Don't even lie to me!
A: You? You didn't. It's a lie! It's all a lie!!
M: Your life is a lie! You aren't even a girl! You're a panda!! Panda's don't need money! Or brownies!
A: Yeah they do :(
M: Nope. Go eat some grass.
A: But I'll have to dig through all the snow and leaves!
M: Cry about it.
A: :'( Make me brownies!
M: No I'm poor! Go to bed it's a school night!
A: But but but but...
M: No butts!
A: Fine.
I guess we're kinda weird...

A Murder in the Making

Our plans for the following day... I just wanted to sleep:
C: I love giant corn cobs ok?!?!?!?!??? Fine you forced it outta me!!!!!!............Wow... It feels good to get that off my chest...Kk night. Btw me and Shelly are goin to the temple tomorrow morning, feel free to tag along.
M: Wut time??
C: 5 to the 3rd E.
M: Oh... That took a few seconds to understand... That's kinda late... Plus I already planned to go after school...
C: Darn barn, Richelle has a test and she wants to use the temple for good luck or summitn... I tried to tell her thats not how it works but nobody listens to me anymore...
M: Whaju say I wasn't listening.
C: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no.
M: I know riiiiiiight!
C: Meeeeeehh I soo don't want to wake up early tomorrow... Can I just go after school wit chu?
M: Syessss.
C: Yay! Now how shall I dispose of the body...
M: Oh my gosh!!! There was nothing in that plan about a murder!!!!!
C: Oh sorry... I thought it was implied...
M: No no no! I can't deal with the guilt!
C: It's ok! We'll be in the temple :)
M: *Pantpantpantpant* oh man oh man how can you be so chill about it??
C: Well it's just my sister... Why are you freaking out so much???
M: Oh alright, I thought it mighta been a stranger ya know... Phew k well if you need to bury it somewhere, my backyard is quite the cover. Well nighty night.
C: Bury it?!????!!!!!!! I was talking about how I'm gonna get her to the temple without having to wake up!!! What are you thinking???????? Psychotic crazy person running around the streets at night threatening the lives of poor innocent children and inanimate objects everywhere...

Thursday, August 30, 2012

....Yeppp...

We were having an actual deep conversation (hard to believe, I know) and it ended like this:
C: ........
M: Yeppppppp...
C: Awkward silence?!
M: Yes!!!!!!
C: Yeeeaaaahh!!! (Black woman accent?)
M: Hahahahahaha
C: Something tells me you're not really laughing... I think I'll go stand in the rain.