C: What does happen if you put a werewolf on the moon?
M: A werewolf would be a man when he could not see the sun, I believe, but when the sun is out he'd be a wolf, right? Because the full moon reflects the sun. The moon is always there, we can only see the part that the sun is reflecting...
C: So he could actually always avoid being a werewolf right? Just by heading to the dark side of the moon.
M: He would always be traveling then. I don't think he could always avoid it...but most of the time yeah.
In fact I don't think he could avoid it very much. I mean think about it...you couldn't avoid the sun on earth by going the opposite way of light all the time, and the moon is much smaller than the earth. Although! During winter, Alaska and Russia and places are basically dark for months! Maybe the moon has a place like that as well, on the top or bottom that the sun hardly ever reaches...
C: Well let's see the Moon is in synchronous rotation with Earth, always showing the same face with its near side marked by dark volcanic maria that fill between the bright ancient crustal highlands and the prominent impact craters. It is the second-brightest regularly visible celestial object in Earth's sky (after the Sun), as measured by illuminance on Earth's surface. Although it can appear a very bright white, its surface is actually dark, with a reflectance just slightly higher than that of worn asphalt. Its prominence in the sky and its regular cycle of phases have, since ancient times, made the Moon an important cultural influence on language, calendars, art, and mythology.
M: Did you just look all of that up? Werewolves should just stay on the earth, go through their transformations, but drink the wolfsbane so it's not as painful and they are aware of their surroundings. That doesn't sound too bad...or they could all go to the moon and have their own colony there. Either way.
C: I think they should all live on the dark volcanic Maria.
M: So they always face the earth and will turn into wolves as they would on the earth? Though if they turned every time they saw the sun, it wouldn't necessarily be every month, they would be wolves for half a month, while the sun was showing and half a month dark.
False. Because the earth rotates daily, so they'd just be changing back and forth every day for half a month, right?
C: Well I don't know that they'd ever be able to stop moving no matter where they were because the moon is constantly moving. Moving to the moon is just not a good idea for werewolves. Unless they want to be werewolves half the time.
Would it be half a month werewolf then half a month not?
M: But the moon doesn't see the sun all day, so it would be every day, half a day, for half a month I believe...
C: But the sun can't reach the whole moon so there would be that decimate half a month where they wouldn't change right? Ugh but the pain of having to change everyday is even worse than just being a werewolf for half a month. ...Alright i think it is conclusive to say that is is just a bad idea to live on the moon if you are a werewolf.
M: So true. We need to inform all the werewolves to stay on earth.
C:

Hey!! Hey you! Don't go live on the moon!
M: Waitwaitwait. Other planets though...oh but they have multiple moons of their own...still, I'm sure there's bound to be one where they could go almost their whole life avoiding becoming wolves!
C: Yeah I mean it might be a chemical reaction that only triggers with the reflection of OUR moon.
M: Moon=terrible idea
Other planet==worth a try I bet
C: Agreed. Ok let's get this information out there!
We can just post it here, I'm sure the majority already have an account, and word will spread.