C: I d
Int ela
No.
I don't want to shower I said!
But I am covered in lake water I said!!
But I don't even care I'm so tired I said!!!
M: Just shower in the morning I said
C: But I have church at 9 I say
M: Oh yucky I said.
The struggle is so real I do say
C: So real I declare.
M: Dang it I exclaim!
What will you do? I ask
C: Just lay on my bed in indecisive stupor I sigh.
M: Well as you're laying there, you might as well not spend the effort to get back up. Shower in the morning I suggest
C: But 9:00 o clock church I remind.
M: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise I advise
C: But how can I be healthy or wise if I contaminate my bed with lake slime I reason
M: Because early to rise I duh
C: "I duh" I quote
M: Right? I giggle
C: Sorry I can't respond I fight to get out through snort fits
M: I'm so proud I muster with arrogance yet quiet humility
C: A difficultly portrayed combination I admire
M: I'm having trouble keeping up the clever wit I worry
C: Sad story I mock
Arg i grunt
I'm still in my swimsuit I remember
I can't sleep in this garbage I realize
M: You can't sleep in that garbage I judge!
C: STOP JUDGING ME!!! I overreact
M: You're gonna have to make a small bit of effort I pester
Hehehe I cackle about your overreaction
C: .......... I angrily muse
An hour later
C: Well that was an unnecessarily long shower I fume
M: That was the longest shower in existence I accuse!
C: I'm sure someone has showered longer I ponder...
M: Meh I toss
C: Goodnight I snore
M: Until the morn I yawn
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