Sunday, September 13, 2015

We Say

This ridiculous conversation started at about 11:00pm

C: I d
Int ela
No. 
I don't want to shower I said!
But I am covered in lake water I said!!
But I don't even care I'm so tired I said!!!

M: Just shower in the morning I said

C: But I have church at 9 I say

M: Oh yucky I said. 
The struggle is so real I do say

C: So real I declare.

M: Dang it I exclaim! 
What will you do? I ask

C: Just lay on my bed in indecisive stupor I sigh. 

M: Well as you're laying there, you might as well not spend the effort to get back up. Shower in the morning I suggest

C: But 9:00 o clock church I remind. 

M: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise I advise

C: But how can I be healthy or wise if I contaminate my bed with lake slime I reason

M: Because early to rise I duh

C: "I duh" I quote

M: Right? I giggle

C: Sorry I can't respond I fight to get out through snort fits

M: I'm so proud I muster with arrogance yet quiet humility

C: A difficultly portrayed combination I admire

M: I'm having trouble keeping up the clever wit I worry 

C: Sad story I mock
Arg i grunt
I'm still in my swimsuit I remember
I can't sleep in this garbage I realize

M: You can't sleep in that garbage I judge! 

C: STOP JUDGING ME!!! I overreact

M: You're gonna have to make a small bit of effort I pester
Hehehe I cackle about your overreaction

C: .......... I angrily muse

An hour later

C: Well that was an unnecessarily long shower I fume

M: That was the longest shower in existence I accuse!

C: I'm sure someone has showered longer I ponder...

M: Meh I toss

C: Goodnight I snore

M: Until the morn I yawn

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