We were talking about how I've planned out my first kiss and how it has NEVER happened:
C: Yes but it has never actually happened... I thought you might've taken a hint by now... It's nature's way of telling you it's not gonna happen in a planned manner...
M: I hate nature.
C: I think the feeling is mutual...
M: That's for sure!!! We have kickboxing tournaments all the time. Stupid nature. She always wins.
C: I figured as much... She just has the wind, water, and fire on her side...Not to mention giraffes... Giraffes always win...
M: And plants and stuff. Not that any of that helps her in kickboxing. She's just plain better.
C: Well yeah... But I bet one of her fists are a giraffe.
M: Wrong. Her hand is a tree and her other hand is a whale.
C: No... I'm pretty sure one is a giraffe and the other is a fat taco.
M: Really? You are so not the one who wrestles her on Mondays and kickboxes every other day of the week. Except Sundays.
C: Huh... Actually that's my exact wrestling/kickboxing schedule... And come to think of it my boxing gloves are remarkably similar to a tree and a whale... Yours aren't a giraffe and a taco by any chance are they??
C: Pretty sure someone told each of us that the other was mother nature... NBD... Ugh they probably misread my name of mother man made stuff.
Why do we say the things we say?
Friday, February 24, 2012
Workermaddie vs Lazymaddie
I was actually working in class one day... not sure what Hawaii and cheerleaders have to do with anything:
M: Maybe Hawaii has something against cheerleaders... Man I am getting a lot done...
C: Really??? Wow. That is good. Now who are you and what have you done with Maddie?
M: Workermaddie is my name and I've simply put lazymaddie (who you usually speak with) to the back of my mind.
C: Well it's nice to meet you workermaddie, just make sure not to put lazymaddie too far back in your mind....It sounds like a dark and scary place.
M: Oh you haven't any clue.
C: Well now I have a slight clue.
M: Don't go back there! You will never return! Bleck I wanna go hooooome.
C: 15 minutes lazymaddie! You can do it!!
M: Maybe Hawaii has something against cheerleaders... Man I am getting a lot done...
C: Really??? Wow. That is good. Now who are you and what have you done with Maddie?
M: Workermaddie is my name and I've simply put lazymaddie (who you usually speak with) to the back of my mind.
C: Well it's nice to meet you workermaddie, just make sure not to put lazymaddie too far back in your mind....It sounds like a dark and scary place.
M: Oh you haven't any clue.
C: Well now I have a slight clue.
M: Don't go back there! You will never return! Bleck I wanna go hooooome.
C: 15 minutes lazymaddie! You can do it!!
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Manamana
This is after she watched the Muppets movie:
C: Hey, wanna tell me how Phanaminat is spelled?
C: Erm I mean manamana...
M: Phenomenal?
C: No!
C: Manamana..
M: Umm... I give up...
C: Manamana.
C:Do do do do do.
C: Manamana.
C: Do do do do.
C: Manamana.
C: Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
M: If you say that one more time I'll slaughter every pigeon in the world.
C: Manamana.
M: Wow. You better dig a giant grave.
C: Try it. It will change your life.
M: I physically can't.
C: SAY IIIIIT!!
C: Mahna mahna. You know what I'm talking about right?
M: The stupid muppets thing.
C: You misspelled beautiful.
M: You misspelled Maddie deserves a doughnut.
C: If you go back far enough, you just called yourself stupid...
M: I don't get it.
C: Stupid, to beautiful, to Maddie deserves a doughnut... So wait, that makes no sense... You called you deserving a doughnut stupid... Indirectly... It made sense in my head, ok??
M: I was thinking you spelled it wrong earlier, but you can go ahead and make things super complicated...
C: Or I could say "Potatoes"
M: Better.
C: Much.
C: Hey, wanna tell me how Phanaminat is spelled?
C: Erm I mean manamana...
M: Phenomenal?
C: No!
C: Manamana..
M: Umm... I give up...
C: Manamana.
C:Do do do do do.
C: Manamana.
C: Do do do do.
C: Manamana.
C: Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
M: If you say that one more time I'll slaughter every pigeon in the world.
C: Manamana.
M: Wow. You better dig a giant grave.
C: Try it. It will change your life.
M: I physically can't.
C: SAY IIIIIT!!
C: Mahna mahna. You know what I'm talking about right?
M: The stupid muppets thing.
C: You misspelled beautiful.
M: You misspelled Maddie deserves a doughnut.
C: If you go back far enough, you just called yourself stupid...
M: I don't get it.
C: Stupid, to beautiful, to Maddie deserves a doughnut... So wait, that makes no sense... You called you deserving a doughnut stupid... Indirectly... It made sense in my head, ok??
M: I was thinking you spelled it wrong earlier, but you can go ahead and make things super complicated...
C: Or I could say "Potatoes"
M: Better.
C: Much.
Our Possible Blog Names
Trying to come up with a blog name:
C: Cheeze. Snakerdoodle. Chantelee. Bob. Joe. Giggling Gold Fish. Mama Chu Chu. Abc123. Mother of All Laughter. Puppies are Cute. Shade of Sunshine. Whaaaaat? Alexis' Naughty Side. WHAAAAAAT? Shaun and Gus' Wild Adventures. Leetel Bursts of Laughter. Technologic haha's. The Funny Farm. Food is Good. Main of Insane. The Toupe Lovers. This is the Name we Came up with. Free Funnies. Cheeselouise. Max Volume of Laughter. Obama's Mama. How to Laugh. Well...This is Awkward. Nonsense and Poppycock. If you haven't noticed I am no good with names... I can only imagine what social torture my poor children are going to go through... And... Text Masters
M: The Joys of Text Messaging. ChanteLee
One match...
We Cavemen
Talking about going somewhere...she offered to pay for my gas:
M: No pay. Me drive.
C: Me Tarzan, you mad-dog, we cave men.
M: You no Tarzan! You peanut shaving!
C: Me peanut shaving, you pelican dropping...
M: Ouch, me tear face.
C: Me punch face with fat stick.
M: Me run, you no catch. Me jump in lake, swim fast, you stomp mad.
C: Me do little jiggly jig. You go bye bye. Lake is cold. Much gooder than big stick.
M: Lake warm, we in Chile. You sleep in tent, me kiss boys and have good time.
C: Ugly boys. No showers. Smell funny. Me wait tiw you gon. Use secret time machine to when sexy boys is invented.
Oh us...
M: No pay. Me drive.
C: Me Tarzan, you mad-dog, we cave men.
M: You no Tarzan! You peanut shaving!
C: Me peanut shaving, you pelican dropping...
M: Ouch, me tear face.
C: Me punch face with fat stick.
M: Me run, you no catch. Me jump in lake, swim fast, you stomp mad.
C: Me do little jiggly jig. You go bye bye. Lake is cold. Much gooder than big stick.
M: Lake warm, we in Chile. You sleep in tent, me kiss boys and have good time.
C: Ugly boys. No showers. Smell funny. Me wait tiw you gon. Use secret time machine to when sexy boys is invented.
Continued...
If you haven't read the beginning, go down to The Start of Our Hilarium and read that first.
M: The bunny, whose name they found out was Fredrick, started hopping around the sink when Victor fell off its back and awoke only a few feet from Roberta (a few feet is quite a lot to them) and so he started rolling over to her... C: Fredrick then slipped into the sink and started spinning in a downward spiral to demise...Roberta went over to victor and stopped him from rolling, only to stomp on his foot and use her large muscles named Helga and Georgia to throw him back towards the sink to save Fredrick...M: Fredrick struggled and Victor couldn't get to him in time so he sadly went down the drain. Victor hurried out of the sink before he could go down. Once he was out he started to make a plan to ask Roberta on a shrimp date... C: He thought of giving her a dozen roses, but realized they would most likely smoosh her, so he thought about giving her some chocolate, but realized that would be frowned upon because it was associated with cannibalism.. His plans were finally demolished when he saw Fredrick! Heroically emerging from the drain of the sink bearing a large shrimp upon his shoulders!...M: Yes! Then he forgot all about dumb Roberta and he lived happily ever after slowly nibbling on the shrimp that he named Shantris... C: But not Roberta, because not only was she forgotten, but also the shrimp named Shantris was her only true love. Also I'm pretty sure Shantris didn't live happily ever after seeing as to how he was being nibbled to death...M: Shantris is a GIRL and she doesn't get to live happily ever after because this story is about Victor! C: No actually it's a rare species of shrimp that is easily mistaken as a girl, but is really a man..Unless Roberta was actually a man...That would explain a lot..Eh..And VICTOR and FREDRICK LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!! M: Why Fredrick??? He was supposed to die! And Victor can't be happy without his shrimp! C: They could share the shrimp! It was jumbo! M: Ok ok they lived happily ever after! And Roberta and Fredrick fell in love and stuff...
THE END
M: The bunny, whose name they found out was Fredrick, started hopping around the sink when Victor fell off its back and awoke only a few feet from Roberta (a few feet is quite a lot to them) and so he started rolling over to her... C: Fredrick then slipped into the sink and started spinning in a downward spiral to demise...Roberta went over to victor and stopped him from rolling, only to stomp on his foot and use her large muscles named Helga and Georgia to throw him back towards the sink to save Fredrick...M: Fredrick struggled and Victor couldn't get to him in time so he sadly went down the drain. Victor hurried out of the sink before he could go down. Once he was out he started to make a plan to ask Roberta on a shrimp date... C: He thought of giving her a dozen roses, but realized they would most likely smoosh her, so he thought about giving her some chocolate, but realized that would be frowned upon because it was associated with cannibalism.. His plans were finally demolished when he saw Fredrick! Heroically emerging from the drain of the sink bearing a large shrimp upon his shoulders!...M: Yes! Then he forgot all about dumb Roberta and he lived happily ever after slowly nibbling on the shrimp that he named Shantris... C: But not Roberta, because not only was she forgotten, but also the shrimp named Shantris was her only true love. Also I'm pretty sure Shantris didn't live happily ever after seeing as to how he was being nibbled to death...M: Shantris is a GIRL and she doesn't get to live happily ever after because this story is about Victor! C: No actually it's a rare species of shrimp that is easily mistaken as a girl, but is really a man..Unless Roberta was actually a man...That would explain a lot..Eh..And VICTOR and FREDRICK LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!! M: Why Fredrick??? He was supposed to die! And Victor can't be happy without his shrimp! C: They could share the shrimp! It was jumbo! M: Ok ok they lived happily ever after! And Roberta and Fredrick fell in love and stuff...
THE END
The Start of Our Hilarium...
So here is a story we wrote when we first started our conversing:
C: Once upon a time in a magical glass of milk there lived M: an oreo crumb named Victor. C: He was surfing upon a stray cow when all of a sudden M: he had a strong desire to eat some shrimp. C: So he left the rather large glass of milk, which was turning a strange shade of pale green, and began this adventure upon the old man's thumbnail. M: It started to rain so he sought shelter under the thumbnail. C: Once there he met the most beautiful sugar cookie crumb and asked for her name. She smiled an odd crumbly smile and replied, "Roberta" in the most amusingly attractive, manly voice Victor had ever heard! She then asked him why his inner cream was slightly green with which he replied, M: "I was filled with toothpaste for an April Fool's joke and they fell for it hahaha!" She then got offended and stalked out of their little shelter though it was still raining. C: He ran after her but ran into a potato chip right outside the thumbnail from which he drew a large grain of salt named Sachi who thanked him gratefully, for she had been trapped inside that potato chip since day one...M: Then Sachi and Victor set off to find Roberta so that they could all go get shrimp to eat together. C: Whilst Victor and Sachi were frolicking in the general direction, they made an awkward love indication when...M: Haha what?! Umm..a miniature bunny showed up and offered them a ride. Victor gladly hopped on but Sacho was a bit hesitant...Then they saw Roberta over on the wayside of the bathroom sink... C: Sachi! With an i, geeze... well Sachi was a bit tired of this adventure so she dramatically told Victor to go on without her and took a nap. Victor then sat upon the miniature bunny and discovered it was rather comfy, so he took a nap on its back while it started out on its journey hopping to the sink...
To Be Continued...
C: Once upon a time in a magical glass of milk there lived M: an oreo crumb named Victor. C: He was surfing upon a stray cow when all of a sudden M: he had a strong desire to eat some shrimp. C: So he left the rather large glass of milk, which was turning a strange shade of pale green, and began this adventure upon the old man's thumbnail. M: It started to rain so he sought shelter under the thumbnail. C: Once there he met the most beautiful sugar cookie crumb and asked for her name. She smiled an odd crumbly smile and replied, "Roberta" in the most amusingly attractive, manly voice Victor had ever heard! She then asked him why his inner cream was slightly green with which he replied, M: "I was filled with toothpaste for an April Fool's joke and they fell for it hahaha!" She then got offended and stalked out of their little shelter though it was still raining. C: He ran after her but ran into a potato chip right outside the thumbnail from which he drew a large grain of salt named Sachi who thanked him gratefully, for she had been trapped inside that potato chip since day one...M: Then Sachi and Victor set off to find Roberta so that they could all go get shrimp to eat together. C: Whilst Victor and Sachi were frolicking in the general direction, they made an awkward love indication when...M: Haha what?! Umm..a miniature bunny showed up and offered them a ride. Victor gladly hopped on but Sacho was a bit hesitant...Then they saw Roberta over on the wayside of the bathroom sink... C: Sachi! With an i, geeze... well Sachi was a bit tired of this adventure so she dramatically told Victor to go on without her and took a nap. Victor then sat upon the miniature bunny and discovered it was rather comfy, so he took a nap on its back while it started out on its journey hopping to the sink...
To Be Continued...
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