I Love Leprechauns

Starting off a conversation with something super random can lead to strange things:
M: Go see a waterfall.
C: I'd rather climb a rainbow...
M: You aren't allowed to climb rainbows, only leprechauns can.
C: Which is exactly why I can...
M: You are NOT a leprechaun. First, they are boys. Second, they are teeny. Third, they have orange beards and red hair. And D, I love them.
C: I grew out my hair so as to not appear as a man, I dyed my hair brown, I cast a spell on myself to make me human sized, I have a tiny invisibility cloak just for my beard, and everyone loves me.
M: Leprechauns have no magical powers. You are only a witch. A sad, lonely little witch.
C: With a beard.

Competition

We had to wake up at 9 one Saturday to clean our church. Bleck:
M: I don't wanna goooooo!!!! And I'll probably look crapper than you.
C: I don't either... I'm still lying in bed debating whether I should get up... And wanna make a bet?
M: Umm, depends...
C: .........
M: Oh like wanna bet that I look worse? Oh... You said wanna make a bet so I was thinkin there were new requirements.
C: Yeahh... There is no way on this earth you look worse than me...
After the cleanup
C: I won!! Now where are my cuppicakes?
M: Christian said I look way worse.
C: Did he even see me?
M: Yes. Haha my dad said you were on crack. He just thinks he's soooo funny.
C: I did a good laugh. Yeah he'd only say that if he was blind... Plus he's your brother soo he's biased... I'll ask Shelly.
M: No she's biased!! And he would usually say that you are way uglier haha jk.
C: Wow. My self esteem just lowered 200 points. Thanks a lot Christian.
C: She said we both looked like bums.
M: WOW THANKS A LOT SHELLY!!
C: Haha she just said your beautiful on the inside Maddie. Always. And then she said I was slightly uglier... Grand... I'll just deduct another 10 points...
M: Yep well I win.
M: We went to Village Inn!!! Crepes!!! Also boys' opinions are worth more and Collin said I looked worse.
C: I'll ask my mom.
M: She's a girl!!! And she's your mom so she'll do what you ask and if she says I look worse I won't even be satisfied. I'll just cry.
C: Nah she's busy... Camilla said she liked your pony tail on top of your head... And I'm grosser.
M: It's a bun but thanks and my dad said that I should prolly take a shower when I get home... that totes counts.
C: Well I haven't showered in 2 days!
C: 3!! Cuz I haven't showered yet today!! Ewewewewewewewwwww! Thas gross.
M: Well I showered yesterday! So I'm just offended.
C: Butt I win.
M: Maybe your butt does win but III win.
C: Maybe your left eyes do win but my entire being wins.
M: The contest wasn't about being alive it was about who looked worse and my gross looking face and nastayy clothes and hair win.
C: No!! I win ok???? Just accept it and move on with your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And bring me cuppicakes..
M: NEVERRRRRRRRRRR
C: Ugh. You will be murdered in your sleep.