I Keel You.

I moved out of my house a few months ago. My sister, Andie, and I have been apart for too long:
A: Don't.
M: Don't what?
A: Don't.
M: WHAT??
A: Stop. 
M: Believing.
A: Hey! That's what I was gonna say!
M: Ha! What now?!
A: I dunno.
M: No, not what now? What NOW??!
A: Umm...pizza.
M: Popcorn.
A: Ice cream.
M: Soda.
A: Hot dog.
M: Gross. Brownies. I'm gonna make me some brownies now.
A: Make me some!
M: No.
A: Yes.
M: Too late, I ate them all! Not really...I din even make any...
A: Too bad. Make me some.
M: No!
A: Yes!
M: I don't know how!
A: Too bad!
M: Too bad for you!
A: :'(
M: Cry about it! Guess what? I got 40 bucks yesterday for hanging out with Abby for 5 hours.
A: Give me some!
M: Funny.
A: No. Give me some.
M: Some what??
A: Moneys!
M: No ya buttmunch!
A: I do not munch butts!!
M: I saw you! Don't even lie to me!
A: You? You didn't. It's a lie! It's all a lie!!
M: Your life is a lie! You aren't even a girl! You're a panda!! Panda's don't need money! Or brownies!
A: Yeah they do :(
M: Nope. Go eat some grass.
A: But I'll have to dig through all the snow and leaves!
M: Cry about it.
A: :'( Make me brownies!
M: No I'm poor! Go to bed it's a school night!
A: But but but but...
M: No butts!
A: Fine.
I guess we're kinda weird...

A Murder in the Making

Our plans for the following day... I just wanted to sleep:
C: I love giant corn cobs ok?!?!?!?!??? Fine you forced it outta me!!!!!!............Wow... It feels good to get that off my chest...Kk night. Btw me and Shelly are goin to the temple tomorrow morning, feel free to tag along.
M: Wut time??
C: 5 to the 3rd E.
M: Oh... That took a few seconds to understand... That's kinda late... Plus I already planned to go after school...
C: Darn barn, Richelle has a test and she wants to use the temple for good luck or summitn... I tried to tell her thats not how it works but nobody listens to me anymore...
M: Whaju say I wasn't listening.
C: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no.
M: I know riiiiiiight!
C: Meeeeeehh I soo don't want to wake up early tomorrow... Can I just go after school wit chu?
M: Syessss.
C: Yay! Now how shall I dispose of the body...
M: Oh my gosh!!! There was nothing in that plan about a murder!!!!!
C: Oh sorry... I thought it was implied...
M: No no no! I can't deal with the guilt!
C: It's ok! We'll be in the temple :)
M: *Pantpantpantpant* oh man oh man how can you be so chill about it??
C: Well it's just my sister... Why are you freaking out so much???
M: Oh alright, I thought it mighta been a stranger ya know... Phew k well if you need to bury it somewhere, my backyard is quite the cover. Well nighty night.
C: Bury it?!????!!!!!!! I was talking about how I'm gonna get her to the temple without having to wake up!!! What are you thinking???????? Psychotic crazy person running around the streets at night threatening the lives of poor innocent children and inanimate objects everywhere...