Energy Booster

Chantel bought some 5 hour energy stuff to help her with her homework that was due the next day...she'd never had it before:
M: Did you drink the stuff? Are you off the walls?
C: Caffeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiinnneeeeeeeeeee============Headaaaaaaccccchhhhheeee.
M: Whoooooaa...Calm down.
C: No I'm actually getting work done... I don't know if I'll ever be able to do homework without it now...However I seem to have become 10000000 times more OCD... CDO in the correct alphabetical order...Everything seems so much more interesting on energy juice... Even boring hw stuff :) it's fantastic really...Este suco e muito gostoso :)
M: Haha I don't comprehend.
C: It means I like this juice a lot in Portuguese :)
M: Get me some! Bring it to the Belnap's. We're here listening to Truman talk.
C: I hate how much closer your family is with all the other ward families... I may just have to set your house on fire...
M: I dare you.
C: Dude don't do that... I'm on energy stuffs... I really can't control my actions...Eewwwwwww this pomegranate flavored one tastes like sugary puke...
M: Gross. Truman is so cute...In a cute RM way, he's not like way hot or anything...
C: That would be an awkward attraction... Seeing as to how he will be looking for marriage and you still haven't even gotten your first kiss...
M: I'm not attracted to him like that at aaaall.
C: Good. I think this energy stuff wants me to throw up...
M: Don't do it. Control yourself...You're kind of making me want to take some one day though. But whoever happens to be near me will want me dead.
C: We could take it at the same time... Then play rock band... That, would truly rock. We would go insane. >:)
M: Hahaha we would both be playing on expert and it would seem much too easy.
C: And our fingers/arms/feet would be moving at speeds no one even knew existed!
5am:
C: Finished!!! Finally! Goodnight!....Erm... Good morning...I'm going to bed.
10:40am:
Still in bed... Can't...Get.......Uuuuuuup... :( I'm serious. My body feels glued to my bed...

Cleaning

M: Wanna come help me clean my room?
C: Um...Yeah totally! That sounds like too much fun! Woo! I'm so excited! I can't wait! When are we getting this party started???????????????????
M: Now? Haha I just thought of how it would be...Prolly the same way my sister helps me clean...I lay on my bed and throw things at her and say put this away!
C: Yeah it would totally be like that! 'Cept I'd be in your kitchen eating your food and yelling at you to clean your room...Then when you did half of it you'd come to the kitchen to take a break and I'd throw food at you till you limped away and finished then by the time you were finally done and went to find out what I'd done with my life I'd be downstairs mastering all instruments of RB and pretty much your whole kitchen would be strewn all over the floor and I'd throw all of it at you till it stuck and you were wearing a fluffy suit composed completely of food then make you clean it up while I eat and play rockband and THEN I would leave.